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| A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religo... more
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| This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more
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| President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "Its me, Bill Clinton". "W... more
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| A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the ter... more
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| One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her... more
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| An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc... more
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| What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more
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| A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t... more
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| Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "Im sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions arent ready ye... more
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| So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter... more
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