Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 11   Joke: A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret? Yes, the professor ansvered. When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now. Well, said the gatekeeper. That is a very minor sin. You may enter. Thank you very much, Saint Peter, the professor ansvered. Im am not Saint Peter, said the gatekeeper. He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions."Sure," GOD says, "Go... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter h... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he as... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On... more