Viewing Joke: Category: Horse jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Horse Jokes: 1.    Category: Horse jokes   Why was the racehorse named Bad News?Because bad news travels fast!... more 2.    Category: Horse jokes   What do you give a sick horse?Cough stirrup.... more 3.    Category: Horse jokes   Why was the man sued by his horse?For palomino-money!... more 4.    Category: Horse jokes   Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?He wanted to mount an exhibit!... more 5.    Category: Horse jokes   How do you hire a horse?Put a brick under each hoof!... more 6.    Category: Horse jokes   What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !... more 7.    Category: Horse jokes   Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?An exhorsist!... more 8.    Category: Horse jokes   Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?He was always standing up on the job!... more 9.    Category: Horse jokes   What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?Stop beating a dead hearse!... more 10.    Category: Horse jokes   Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?It was a crusty steed!... more