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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 41 | | | | Joke: | A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother hes fallen in loveand going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, Im goingto bring over three women and you try and guess which one Imgoing to marry."The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful womeninto the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat fora while.He then says,"Okay, Ma. Guess which one Im going to marry."She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle.""Thats amazing, Ma. Youre right. How did you know?""I dont like her." | | | |
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