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| What runs all day but never gets tired? Water.... more
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| Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!... more
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| Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.... more
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| One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He order... more
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| Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandmas bed? Fred: Because I couldnt find a snake.... more
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| Whats the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.... more
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| So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dippi... more
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| Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more
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| What did the painter say to her boyfriend?"I love you with all my art!"... more
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| New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: Thats right. These mosquitoes come from the camp... more
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