Viewing Joke: Category: Humor jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 46   Joke: The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couples house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked. "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work." the daughter-in-law replied. "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law. "This is my love dress." the daughter-in-law replied. "LOVE DRESS! You are naked." said the mother-in-law "But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he makes me happy." said the daughter-in-law. "I would appreciate it if you left now because my husband will be home any minute." The daughter-in-law continued. Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume and waited by the door for her husband to come home. Finally the pickup truck drove up the drive way and she took her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress" the mother-in-law replied. "Maybe you should iron it." he replied.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Humor Jokes: 1.    Category: Humor jokes   What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !... more 2.    Category: Humor jokes   Two guys are talking:(1) - Ive bought a tour to my mother-in-law.(2) - Your mother-in-law???!!!(1) - Why not, to Bagdad.... more 3.    Category: Humor jokes   Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.... more 4.    Category: Humor jokes   How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they s... more 5.    Category: Humor jokes   What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair.... more 6.    Category: Humor jokes   What do lovesick owls say when its raining?Too-wet-to-woo.... more 7.    Category: Humor jokes   Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.... more 8.    Category: Humor jokes   What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?A bellerina !... more 9.    Category: Humor jokes   Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."... more 10.    Category: Humor jokes   What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!... more