Viewing Joke: Category: Humor jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 38   Joke: A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young familys 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew - gems in the rough, all of them - more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks,and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "Ive been working with a crew building a house all week". "My goodness gracious", said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week too"? "I will if those useless morons at the lumber yard ever bring us the f****** bricks", replied the little girl.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Humor Jokes: 1.    Category: Humor jokes   How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?Three. One to find the mistake and two t... more 2.    Category: Humor jokes   What did the bell say when it fell in the water? Im wringing wet.... more 3.    Category: Humor jokes   An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it... more 4.    Category: Humor jokes   The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, Order! Order!In... more 5.    Category: Humor jokes   Did you hear about the ghouls favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.... more 6.    Category: Humor jokes   Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.How far is it to town? Terry wanted to know.Six miles... more 7.    Category: Humor jokes   Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go o... more 8.    Category: Humor jokes   Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.... more 9.    Category: Humor jokes   What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !... more 10.    Category: Humor jokes   Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?Sammy: No. They do!... more