Viewing Joke: Category: Humor jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 44   Joke: At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage. "Look," she reacted. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other." "Youre wrong," the young man replied. "For the past 5 years Ive been working in the bank where your father has his account."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Humor Jokes: 1.    Category: Humor jokes   A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for t... more 2.    Category: Humor jokes   Q. Why did the belt go to jail?A. Because he held up a pair of pants!... more 3.    Category: Humor jokes   A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned h... more 4.    Category: Humor jokes   What is an archaeologist ? Someone whos career is in ruins !... more 5.    Category: Humor jokes   Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion.... more 6.    Category: Humor jokes   How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.... more 7.    Category: Humor jokes   One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the... more 8.    Category: Humor jokes   Did you hear about the ghouls favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.... more 9.    Category: Humor jokes   What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people... more 10.    Category: Humor jokes   What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!... more