Viewing Joke: Category: Humor jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 30   Joke: A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, right next to a scenic vista area popular with tourists. The other monks agreed, and the two put up the stand. One day a tourist who wanted to offer a compliment asked the monk on duty, "Are you the fish friar?" "No, sir," retorted the brother, "Im the chip monk."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Humor Jokes: 1.    Category: Humor jokes   One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the... more 2.    Category: Humor jokes   At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspec... more 3.    Category: Humor jokes   Who does a ghoul fall in love with?His ghoul friend.... more 4.    Category: Humor jokes   What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!... more 5.    Category: Humor jokes   A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?""I paid through the nose!" h... more 6.    Category: Humor jokes   Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?... more 7.    Category: Humor jokes   Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?A: They got married in the spring.... more 8.    Category: Humor jokes   An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it... more 9.    Category: Humor jokes   A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathin... more 10.    Category: Humor jokes   Whats the difference between ignorance and indifference? I dont know and I dont care!... more