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| Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the... more
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| What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine!... more
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| A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathin... more
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| What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"... more
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| What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.... more
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| A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she sa... more
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| There was a man who entered a local papers pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of... more
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| A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned h... more
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| There was a guy walking down the street in San Francisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up a... more
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| So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dippi... more
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