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| Whats the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.... more
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| What did the bell say when it fell in the water? Im wringing wet.... more
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| What did one bell say to the other? "Be my valenchime!"... more
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| Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, what... more
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| A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monk... more
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| The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard bo... more
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| How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.... more
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| Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny... more
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| Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote em off... more
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| Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt?Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.... more
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