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| Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- freshwater or sea water?... more
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| A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mothers birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for h... more
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| What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"... more
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| Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!... more
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| Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.... more
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| My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.... more
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| A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. Why dont you play with your friends? he asked.Because I only have one friend, th... more
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| The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountai... more
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| Im not rich like Jack, dont have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marr... more
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| How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).... more
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