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| Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didnt come back from the photo store?A. "Some day my prints will come!"... more
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| A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she sa... more
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| What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw... more
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| How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?"I dont know, but I can look it up for you."... more
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| A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles;... more
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| Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!... more
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| What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.... more
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| Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more
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| Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.... more
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| It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each others shadow.... more
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