Viewing Joke:

Category:Humor jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:44
 
Joke:There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house knew what WC stood for. When the host recieved the letter, he wrote a response thinking that the WC was the Wayside Chapel. He reponse read:The WC is 3 miles away. My wife has been sick for a while, so she was not able to go for 3 years. The WC can hold up to 300 people at one time. The people complained about the hard wooden seats so instead soft, plush seats were made. I have reserved for you the best seat where EVERYONE can see you!
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Humor Jokes:

1.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and... more

2.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more

3.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountai... more

4.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she sa... more

5.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?The police made him bring it back again.... more

6.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Steve wrote home. Im glad you named me Steve, he said in the letter.Why? asked his mother in her reply.Because thats wha... more

7.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business fo... more

8.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "Ive been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insu... more

9.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Whats a cows favourite love song?When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.... more

10.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.... more


 

Copyright © Find Jokes.net - Free Online Jokes Website!!! _ Pakistani Music