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| Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.... more
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| What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.... more
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| Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in... more
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| 4. | Category: Humor jokes |
| What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!... more
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| 5. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up... more
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| 6. | Category: Humor jokes |
| One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the... more
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| I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months Ive developed quite an attachment for her.It go... more
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| How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combi... more
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| Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Humor jokes |
| What kind of bell doesnt ring?A dumbbell.... more
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