Viewing Joke: Category: Hunting jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog. Once in the jungle he explained to his assistant, "Ill climb this tree and shake the branches; if there are any baboons up there, they will fall to the ground - and the dogs will bite their tail and immobilise them so that you can pick them up quite safely and put them in the sack." "But what do I need the gun for?" asked the assisant. "If I should fall out of the tree by mistake, shoot the dog."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Hunting Jokes: 1.    Category: Hunting jokes   What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off... more 2.    Category: Hunting jokes   A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man t... more 3.    Category: Hunting jokes   A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter as... more 4.    Category: Hunting jokes   The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer... more 5.    Category: Hunting jokes   What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? Let us prey.... more 6.    Category: Hunting jokes   Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge be... more 7.    Category: Hunting jokes   Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a ve... more 8.    Category: Hunting jokes   Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, Weve been hunting all day. Weve shot at five deer -... more 9.    Category: Hunting jokes   Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistak... more 10.    Category: Hunting jokes   Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.The f... more