Viewing Joke: Category: Idiot and fool jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 24   Joke: A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. "What are they for?" he asked the pet shop manager. "Ah well, sir," came the reply, "thats a very unusual feature of this particular parrot. You see, hes a trained parrot, sir, he used to be in the circus. If you pull the string on his left foot he says Hello and if you pull the string on his left foot he says Goodbye." "And what happens if you pull both strings at once?" "I fall off my perch, you fool!" screeched the parrot.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Idiot And Fool Jokes: 1.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.... more 2.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldnt make it so h... more 3.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.... more 4.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?... more 5.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldnt stand the... more 6.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Fred: Do you think Im a fool? Harry: No. But whats my opinion against thousands of others?... more 7.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled... more 8.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.... more 9.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   IRS Agent: Whats all this? Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Heres some by Willie Ne... more 10.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?... more