Viewing Joke: Category: Idiot and fool jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: Calvin went to Pearsons Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldnt sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner, "and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much, the canary will die." Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked about his canary. "He died," said Calvin. "But I told you not to file the beak too much." "I didnt," explained Calvin, "but by the time I got him out of the vise, he was already dead."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Idiot And Fool Jokes: 1.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didnt work, so he threw it away. He struck the second m... more 2.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week... more 3.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by floode... more 4.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away."Why do you keep throwing na... more 5.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?... more 6.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" asked Carmella. "No," said Mario. "Wh... more 7.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   "Say, your house is burning.""Thats okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."... more 8.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player?His horse drowned . . .... more 9.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and... more 10.    Category: Idiot and fool jokes   Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two ma... more