Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 28   Joke: There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more