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| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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