Viewing Joke: Category: Insect jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 7   Joke: One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line".    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Insect Jokes: 1.    Category: Insect jokes   What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?Bugs Bunny !... more 2.    Category: Insect jokes   How does a queen bee get around her hive ?Shes throne !... more 3.    Category: Insect jokes   If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?The one in the sugar bowl... more 4.    Category: Insect jokes   How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.... more 5.    Category: Insect jokes   Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?"Why are we running so fast ?" said oneBecause it says "Tear... more 6.    Category: Insect jokes   Why dont anteaters get sick? Because theyre full of anty-bodies !... more 7.    Category: Insect jokes   What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !... more 8.    Category: Insect jokes   What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?An elephant can have fleas but a flea cant have elephants !... more 9.    Category: Insect jokes   What did one firefly say to the other ?Got to glow now !... more 10.    Category: Insect jokes   What does a cat go to sleep on ?A caterpillow !... more