Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 37   Joke: Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two really bad news items for you:1) God really exists and2) Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them: "I have good news and bad news:1) The GOOD news is that God really does exist2) The BAD news is, tomorrow He is going to destroy the earth." Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and very happily announced: "I have two fantastic announcements:1) I am one of the three most important people on earth2) The Year 2000 problem is solved."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more