Viewing Joke: Category: Journalist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I wont sleep with you tonight!"Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "Im sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, Im a journalist and Ive got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Journalist Jokes: 1.    Category: Journalist jokes   Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government progr... more 2.    Category: Journalist jokes   What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !... more 3.    Category: Journalist jokes   A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he f... more 4.    Category: Journalist jokes   Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk... more 5.    Category: Journalist jokes   A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get... more 6.    Category: Journalist jokes   A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty p... more 7.    Category: Journalist jokes   George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac Rive... more 8.    Category: Journalist jokes   Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.... more 9.    Category: Journalist jokes   An honest weatherman says, "Todays forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that Im wrong."... more 10.    Category: Journalist jokes   Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?Boy Hero: I had to do it.... more