Viewing Joke: Category: Journalist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 12   Joke: A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor.""There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?""No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says."But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor."No help. He repeats, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor."They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says: "Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?""Because," he replies, "I keep hearing one thing and seeing another."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Journalist Jokes: 1.    Category: Journalist jokes   A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor.""There is no su... more 2.    Category: Journalist jokes   What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?A spooksman !... more 3.    Category: Journalist jokes   Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It was supposed to be in place last week!... more 4.    Category: Journalist jokes   A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter... more 5.    Category: Journalist jokes   An honest weatherman says, "Todays forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that Im wrong."... more 6.    Category: Journalist jokes   Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.... more 7.    Category: Journalist jokes   How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.... more 8.    Category: Journalist jokes   A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."... more 9.    Category: Journalist jokes   Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?Boy Hero: I had to do it.... more 10.    Category: Journalist jokes   Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age?Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.... more