Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 24   Joke: Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday. Well, the program needs some fixing. How is this possible? The machine seems to be broken. Has the operating system been updated? The user has made an error again. There is something wrong in your test data. I have not touched that module! Yes yes, it will be ready in time. You must have the wrong executable. Oh, its just a feature. Im almost ready. Of course, I just have to do these small fixes. It will be done in no time at all. Its just some unlucky coincidence. I cant test everything! THIS cant do THAT. Didnt I fix it already? Its already there, but it has not been tested. It works, but its not been tested. Somebody must have changed my code. There must be a virus in the application software. Even though i t does not work, how does it feel? How come you didnt find it during the system testing? Its a setup problem. And the Ultimate:A smart user would never do that!    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more