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| | Category: | Judge jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?""I do.""Now what do you say to defend yourself?""Your Honor, under those limitations... nothing." | | | |
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