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| When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.... more
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| People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.... more
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| 3. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?A: She is my daughter.Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1... more
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| 4. | Category: Judge jokes |
| The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more
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| 5. | Category: Judge jokes |
| What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!... more
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| 6. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: Are you married?A. No, Im divorced.Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?A. A lot of things... more
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| 7. | Category: Judge jokes |
| How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.... more
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| 8. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more
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| 9. | Category: Judge jokes |
| It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The la... more
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| 10. | Category: Judge jokes |
| A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more
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