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| A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more
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| How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.... more
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| Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.... more
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| The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more
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| Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more
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| Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death?A: Yes, by death.Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?... more
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| How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.... more
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| The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand wh... more
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| Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.... more
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| Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?... more
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