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| How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.... more
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| Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?A: YesJudge: What school did you attend in th... more
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| The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?""Not gu... more
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| The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand wh... more
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| The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more
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| Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe myex-wife any money."Glaring down at him, the judge r... more
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| How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.... more
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| Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where... more
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| Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more
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| At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the char... more
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