Viewing Joke: Category: Judge jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 10   Joke: Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death?A: Yes, by death.Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Judge Jokes: 1.    Category: Judge jokes   It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The la... more 2.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, its true."Judge: "Then, why dont you... more 3.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more 4.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where... more 5.    Category: Judge jokes   The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."... more 6.    Category: Judge jokes   The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand wh... more 7.    Category: Judge jokes   The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more 8.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?A: YesJudge: What school did you attend in th... more 9.    Category: Judge jokes   Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe myex-wife any money."Glaring down at him, the judge r... more 10.    Category: Judge jokes   How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.... more