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| Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?... more
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| A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and ask... more
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| 3. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.... more
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| 4. | Category: Judge jokes |
| The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand wh... more
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| 5. | Category: Judge jokes |
| The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and... more
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| 6. | Category: Judge jokes |
| The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more
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| 7. | Category: Judge jokes |
| When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from... more
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| 8. | Category: Judge jokes |
| A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St. Peter,... more
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| Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.... more
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| 10. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, its true."Judge: "Then, why dont you... more
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