Viewing Joke: Category: Judge jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 8   Joke: At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."The defendant said, "Im Sparks, Im an electrician, charged with battery."The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Judge Jokes: 1.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I dont want to be away from my job that l... more 2.    Category: Judge jokes   The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more 3.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more 4.    Category: Judge jokes   Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more 5.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where... more 6.    Category: Judge jokes   A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more 7.    Category: Judge jokes   Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe myex-wife any money."Glaring down at him, the judge r... more 8.    Category: Judge jokes   When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from... more 9.    Category: Judge jokes   A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and ask... more 10.    Category: Judge jokes   When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.... more