Viewing Joke: Category: Judge jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 8   Joke: A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasnt true."Im as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Judge Jokes: 1.    Category: Judge jokes   Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more 2.    Category: Judge jokes   How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.... more 3.    Category: Judge jokes   How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.... more 4.    Category: Judge jokes   The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and... more 5.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?A: She is my daughter.Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1... more 6.    Category: Judge jokes   A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and ask... more 7.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where... more 8.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I dont want to be away from my job that l... more 9.    Category: Judge jokes   When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.... more 10.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death?A: Yes, by death.Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?... more