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| The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."... more
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| Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe myex-wife any money."Glaring down at him, the judge r... more
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| When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.... more
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| Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?A: YesJudge: What school did you attend in th... more
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| A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St. Peter,... more
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| The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and... more
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| When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from... more
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| It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The la... more
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| How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.... more
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| The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand wh... more
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