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| The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and... more
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| Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, its true."Judge: "Then, why dont you... more
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| It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The la... more
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| The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand wh... more
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| Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.... more
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| The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more
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| At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the char... more
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| 8. | Category: Judge jokes |
| A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how... more
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| Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more
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| Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe myex-wife any money."Glaring down at him, the judge r... more
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