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| Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more
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| People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.... more
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| Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?... more
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| Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more
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| At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the char... more
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| The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand wh... more
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| Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more
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| How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.... more
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| Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where... more
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| The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."... more
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