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| How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more
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| If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more
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| What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming.... more
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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| If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.... more
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| After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more
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| What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"... more
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