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| Why didnt King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didnt like Chinese food.... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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| What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!... more
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| 4. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"... more
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| 5. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... more
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| 8. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.... more
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