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| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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