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| Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... more
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| How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... more
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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.... more
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| 5. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.... more
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| 6. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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| What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just dont monkey with him.... more
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| 8. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| Why didnt King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didnt like Chinese food.... more
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| 9. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more
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| 10. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"... more
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