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| What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just dont monkey with him.... more
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| Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.... more
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| What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."... more
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| What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... more
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| What is as big as King Kong but doesnt weigh anything? King Kongs shadow.... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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| How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.... more
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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more
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