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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !... more
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| What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"... more
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| What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!... more
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| What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more
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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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| After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he... more
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| Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... more
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| What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."... more
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