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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.... more
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| Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... more
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| Why didnt King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didnt like Chinese food.... more
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| What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming.... more
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| Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.... more
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| What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more
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| If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.... more
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| What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."... more
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