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| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more
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