Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 32   Joke: One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "Its leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more