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| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more
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| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W... more
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| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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