| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, Ive never heard it get thrown out a window before.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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