Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 35   Joke: Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasnt working, only to make you get up from your nice comfy seat to walk over to the other side of the room and do it yourself. Invariably, after it works the first time for you, the response is, "THATS WHAT I TYPED THE FIRST TIME!" Obviously not.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more