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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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