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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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